The Elegant Samurai

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:44:14 GMT

Oh, you must be joking me.

...someone is going to die. Painfully. ~~if the kitsune has hairballs...~~

The last body, that Rufus kid, was not too bad. But for servants, retainers, whatever, the Turks are rather a let down. Can't even make good tea, it was all watery and made me tired. Pffh. And there was the creepy stalker Sephi-whatever-his-name was. Not sure what is going there and I really don't want to know.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:54:30 GMT

Alright, what the hell is going on here?

I wake up...like THIS! I DEMAND an explanation NOW!

OR ELSE!

(ooc: Be very afraid, Shishiwakamaru is now Rufus.....>>)

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:51:37 GMT

Same old, same old. While things in this place are amusing in passing, there needs to be some good chaos...

[Private]

No orders lately from Yomi-sama or the Superior. Those Nobody freaks were creepy anyway.

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Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:31:39 GMT

You're dead cat.

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:55:47 GMT

....Who the hell are you freaks? Though I am not even sure who I am for that matter.

This is really strange....there better be an explanation for this.

Edit: I am looking for a silver fox demon, as soon as possible.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:57:35 GMT

I have to admit the fruit trees were better...I am not sure what these things are but they are certainly not any fruit or such that I have seen in Makai.

Though I am not sure what the big deal is, they don't taste that bad...well the sprout looking things are mildly unpleasant...then again there are times that I think eating Chuu and Jin's cooking as built my tolerance up for disgusting...food.

[Xemnas]

There has been nothing I have seen or heard about Sephiroth lately. Any further orders?

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Fri, 23 May 2008 23:12:19 GMT

Even here I still seem to be surrounded by weird people. Figures, just my luck. And there seem to some familiar faces who have remained as well like the ~~angry midget~~ Hiei.

The city is in an interesting state to say the least and this device is rather odd but simple enough to use.

[Xemnas]

I hope you have orders, I'm bored.

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Mon, 19 May 2008 09:49:07 GMT

Well, that was...interesting.

The Upper Level is gone, I really hope this means I don't have to go get tea anymore. And several things seemed to have worked themselves out, this may not be completely bad after all....

I think I will do some exploring to see what remains...

(ooc: Members of apurgatorium please defriend this journal, thank you!)

Thu, 15 May 2008 00:01:32 GMT

My head hurts...that singing...ugh

I need sake and somewhere to hide. You are all insane and if someone comes prancing up to me singing, I will set my dead souls on you. And they're hungry.

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:03:59 GMT

It's over already?

Seesh, that was rather disappointing.

[Zack]

So...what is going on with SOLDIER?

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[Private]

....how the hell do they go through so much damn tea?!

And IV doing unmentionable things to the tea bags...ugh. Just not going to think about it.

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Wed, 07 May 2008 08:40:39 GMT

End of the world, hm?

...going back to my nap now.

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:00:27 GMT

......I'm surrounded by freaks.

And idiots. Can't forget the idiots. At least the idiots are good for laughing at though. The freaks are just disturbing.

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:03:05 GMT

..............Today has been a weird day. But at least I got to laugh at the idiot again today. Skeletons? And here I thought the whole sword thing was disturbing. That guy has issues, and coming from a demon like me who has seen many freaks, that's really saying something.

[Private]

"Frilly unmentionables"?!

...you must be joking me.

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Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:34:06 GMT

[Yomi and Xemnas]

You asked me to observe the former Organization members and I have a report on one of them.

It seems one of the members, III, has gained his weapons back, he made a post about it.

I will report in person soon.

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[Private]

It really was for the best.

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...thankfully things have been quiet, I have the worst headache. I think a trip to the baths is in order.

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:56:29 GMT

[Val]

....Thank you for the tea.

I apologize for not being around as of late but...I think it's best I move out. I appreciate you letting me stay but...it's for the best.

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...I think I lost my tabi socks. Damn.

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:02:46 GMT

[Private]

"For a warrior, there is nothing other than thinking of his master. If one creates this resolution within himself. he will always be mindful of his master's person and will not depart from him even for a moment."

.....I am sorry, Zack. But I will be able to uphold my honor, the honor of my family, in serving Yomi-sama. Even here.

....demons do not feel guilt, we do what we must. I could refer back to the texts I learned but I know what they say, what I must do, it is very clear. I am samurai, there is no other way.

Before I had Suzuki...no, I will do what I must.

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[Xemnas/Yomi-sama]

The report you requested can be found Here.

However, some of the information is outdated such as SOLDIER ranks. Also, Proto and Mega have been kicked out of SOLDIER as well.

The report does not mention the head of SOLDIER, one of the Rufus ShinRa's. The other heads ShinRa with the Turks. He is an interesting kid, but without any ability other to fire a gun to my knowledge.

I am familiar with most in that report, I can provide further information if necessary.

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Between fools broadcasting their stupidity and the other headaches, unless anything needs my attention, I think I will take the afternoon to catch up on some sleep.

(ooc: Since I am going to be in class all day, assume this was posted in the afternoon^^; and strikes are private and hackable to only close friends. )

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:02:33 GMT

[Xemnas/Yomi]

We have a situation.

It seems it is now required for all SOLDIERS to have their memories scanned by Namine once a week. While I have my powers returned, I am not experienced in mental defenses.

As you are perhaps aware, this poses a problem.

Oh, and the door is sealed properly.

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Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:36:54 GMT

....why some people feel the need to broadcast their kinky, disturbing fetishes and then try to explain them is beyond me.

Why can't some morons understand that 'please don't explain' means that I don't want to hear how they justify whatever disturbing things they do. Just...don't want to hear about it. At all.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:03:17 GMT

[Xemnas]

The situation has been dealt with.

Next orders?

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...tea and sake always provide for a good afternoon, I must admit.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:49:33 GMT

Perhaps some fools should learn to think and listen before they speak.

That being said, it is good this mess was sorted out but I have a headache now and I trust that any idiots at least can figure out not to bother me for the time being.

[Zack]

I apologize again for the trouble caused over something that turned out to be an honest mistake.

...and I suppose the glitter is tolerable.

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How the HELL did that creature even guess? There was no way anyone besides Yomi-sama, the Superior or myself could have even guessed, I don't even have any public connection with the Organization!

Fool, if that creature causes more trouble, I will make sure it regrets it. I won't even bother to dirty my hands with it either.

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Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:28:31 GMT

[Xemnas/Yomi-sama]

I have submitted my report in paper to the library on activity at the ball.

Next orders?

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....well, that was an interesting waste of time.

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:34:50 GMT

I think a good nap is in order, perhaps some tea.

[Private]

Some things do not change...but, for my family honor, I am bound.

I will have to be careful.

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[Xemnas/Yomi]

The fools have been dealt with.

For their actions, they have been removed from SOLDIER in fact.

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Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:52:01 GMT

Well, that was certainly interesting. It has been awhile since I have had such a good fight...

That aside, I think I will skip the ball, it is rather pointless and I have other matters to attend to. But seems that little goat got himself in trouble...

it's so amusing people were so worked up over such a thing- but what one can expect from a demon lord after all?

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:32:51 GMT

Oh this is just so amusing...

It's not hard to hear all the fuss about Youko Kurama, all from fools who have never even met that demon face to face or are unaware of who he is. I look forward to this...

But more importantly, it seems Yomi-sama has arrived as well....

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:26:45 GMT

...I hate glitter. And the damn stuff won't come off!

I walked into work today to see the most...interesting thing. But then the freak threw glitter at me and ran before I could draw my katana.

I hear Zack has a kid too-I almost feel sorry for him.

(ooc: Shishi caught Lady Tonberry hanging up a banner congratulating Zack and Namine at SOLDIER headquarters and got glitter thrown at him^^)